Archives for: June 2004

Wed, 30 June 2004

Permalink 11:57:41 am

Don't Follow This Link To Sellotape please, don't, I'll get in trouble. You see, according to this page, 'Hyperlinking to this site, is not permitted without the express prior permission of Sellotape®'.

Pinched from Scaryduck, who I hope won't be sending the lawyers round.

Mon, 28 June 2004

Permalink 12:08:22 pm

Gmail Invites Up For Grabs

I've run out of people to send Gmail invites to and still have a couple left, so I thought I'd see how many people actually read this thing. Leave a comment and I'll choose a couple of people to send invites to on Wednesday.

Fri, 11 June 2004

Permalink 03:59:38 pm

Tony Blair's Post Election Song

From one of the sock puppets at Danny Baker's Internet Treehouse comes this. Pure genius.

And now, the end is near
And so I've faced my last election.
My friends, you've made it clear,
You've fecked me up, with your selection.

I've lived a life that's smug.
I've grinned like Turpin on a highway
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Lies, I've told a few
But then again, I won't be rueing.
I did what George told me to
And saw it through without the UN

We planned each bombing course
Each reckless step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I thought Gordon was a pile of poo
But through it all, when there were rows
I shut him up, and slapped his jowels.
I faced him down, and made him frown
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
Sometimes for real, but mostly contrived.
And now, as votes subside,
I wonder how I got that landslide

To think I did all that
And may I say, in quite a sly way,
Ah yes, oh that was me
I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
In Peter's case, bum sex a lot
And Alastair, where is he now?
As he's fecked off, I'll take my bow
The record shows, my record blows
I did it my way.
Permalink 01:13:06 am

BBC Election Night Coverage

Could someone please explain to Peter Snow the difference between % and % points. An increase from 30% to 33% is not a 3% increase, it's 10%, 3% points. How long has he been doing this job, you'd have thought he'd know better by now?

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